Alright now children, here´s a merry
little song:
BOMB IRAQ !
If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb
Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And
the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.
If the corporate scandals growin',
bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smoking
gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
That Saddam will
soon be croakin',
Bomb Iraq.
Even if we have no allies, bomb
Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the
inspections;
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take
directions,
Bomb Iraq.
While the globe is slowly warming, bomb
Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is
growing,
Some things we prefer not knowing.
(Though our ignorance is
showing),
Bomb Iraq.
So! here's one for dear old daddy, bomb
Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like
treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no
reason,
Bomb Iraq.